Little Chester

Overheard at a coffee shop.

"I'm a professional fighter. I can't get hurt cuz I been trained to fight. They steam you up--you know the hot stuff? They steam you up. They all punch you till the master says to stop. I can punch all the way through a wall.

"I have professional numchucks. I'm a professional, so I don't have to worry about hitting myself. But if I did it wouldn't hurt me.

"I've broken bricks, boards, ice. I've walked on fire. I got burned
but I healed myself.
My real name is Lee.

"My dad gave me my name--he was Chester too--so I'm Little Chester, but I'm strong."